Because you don’t need another suit telling you what a “roadmap” is.
Let’s face it—most advisory services feel like they were cooked up in a 2003 PowerPoint and never looked back. Buzzwords, five-year plans, and frameworks with more boxes than actual direction.
That’s not us.
At The Boars, our Advisory service is built for brands, startups, and visionaries who actually want to make things happen. We don’t just consult. We collaborate, challenge, and co-create—turning foggy ideas into focused action.
Glad you asked.
We work with founders, CMOs, product teams, and agencies who know what they want to build—but need a thought partner who won’t pull punches.
Here’s how we do it:
Strategy That Doesn’t Suck Whether it’s launching a new brand, entering web3, or pivoting your product positioning—we help shape your move, with clarity and teeth. No fluff. No filler. Just strategy you’ll actually use.
Web2 & Web3 Know-How We’re not stuck in 2010. Our team has hands-on experience across web2 ecosystems and the wild world of web3. Whether you’re building a new marketplace or tokenizing your platform, we translate your tech into tactics that work.
Marketing That’s Actually Modern Marketing isn’t just social media posts and paid ads anymore. We help you build systems: growth loops, funnels, content strategies, partnerships—and yes, even the boring-but-critical stuff like SEO and attribution.
A Bit of Therapy Let’s be honest. Founders get stuck. Teams hit walls. Sometimes, you just need a strategic sparring partner who listens, understands, and helps you get unstuck fast. Consider us your on-call, no-BS brain trust.
Startups building in Web3 or emerging tech Marketing teams launching or scaling products Founders who are tired of half-baked advice and need real direction Agencies who need senior strategic support without bloating their team
Simple. Flexible. Sharp.
Hourly consulting if you just need to pick our brains. Retainers if you want ongoing strategic firepower. Workshops and sprints if you’re launching something big.
We don’t do generic. Every engagement is custom, because your business isn’t like anyone else’s—and your advisory shouldn’t be either.
If you’re looking for advisors who nod along in meetings, send you decks full of jargon, and leave you with more questions than answers—we’re not your people.
But if you want unfiltered insight, creative direction, and cross-discipline strategy that moves, let’s talk.
We’re The Boars. And this is what we do best.
Let’s build something smart.